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tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
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So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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Liam and Niall*
If this isn’t proof how Liam handles his girls in the bedroom… IDK what is!
my brother: “fuck one direction!”
me: “I’M TRYING!”
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niall horan + being better than you during interviews
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do u think niall ever holds lux and once she starts crying instead of calming her down he just kinda shoves her back into lou’s arms bc same
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